Princess: "Momma, I'm gonna be really wealthy when I'm a teenager!"
Me: "When your a teenager?"
Princess: "Yup! You can be REALLY wealthy when your a teenager!"
Me: "And how do you do that?"
Princess: "You get a music agent, I've seen it on TV."
Me: "So your gonna sing?" (Please note...we have no musical talent whatsoever in this family...dancing yes...singing...not so much!)
Princess: "Hello! One hit wonder!"
Me: "Do you know what a 'One hit wonder' is?"
Princess: "Yes! (read: 'duh!') It's when you sing one song, make a ton of money and live off of it forever!"
Alrighty then, I've got my retirement plan, what's yours?
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